Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Sh*t Sixth Graders Say...

Girl: Ms. Y, St. Patrick is a real person?
Me: Yes, St. Patrick is a saint, we celebrate him on March 17th.
Girl: Oh I always just thought he was a Leper.
Girl: Is the Surgeon General Real?
Boy: No, dumby. It's a commercial.

Girl: I'm tired. 
Me: Why are you so tired?
Girl: Because I had lotsa dreams last night. And when you dream you watch them and you don't sleep. It's like TV. But scarier. 
Girl: He's white like Michael Jackson, except Michael Jackson Cloroxed his skin.
Boy:  I can't believe you just said that. Michael Jackson had a disease and that's why he looked like that.
(During a game to review historical females for Women's History Month:)
Teacher: This woman was the first female African-American Secretary of State.
Girl: CoCo Chanel! 

And this is why I come home every day overly exhausted yet questionably happy. 


Olga said...

Hahaha that's hilarious! Must be so entertaining for you!

Meghan @ Shine On said...

Ha! These cracked me up! How funny!

Keep Shining,

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