Exiting the classroom for recess today, one of my students threw up his 'twos' and casually announced to the class, "deuces," as he usually does.
"Deuces. That means goodbye in Italian."
No it doesn't. Not at all. Thanks, though, Ms. Sixth Grader... for the Italian lesson, that is.
I'll be sure to come to you for any further assistance I'll be needing in middle school lingo.